Weet-Bix the toughest substance known to man

I want to talk about Weet-Bix today after an incident this morning. Anyone who has experienced this culinary one dimensional breakfast food will know that all a Weet-Bix has to do is be in the same room as a liquid such as milk and it turns to mush. In addition anyone who has tasted the delights of this monochromic tasting morning treat will also know that all you need to do is open a box and they fall apart like some ancient Egyptian papyrus leaving most of the content smashed at the bottom of the box. So how is it that you come home after a night out drinking (I am not suggesting it is me) and you’re feeling a little bit esurient and think it’s a great idea to have some Weet-Bix only to find when you wake up on the lounge the next day after passing out that the Weet-Bix has dried around the edges of the plate into the toughest substance known to man and needs to be soaked in hot water and detergent for half an hour to get it off. Work that one out.